The Lord of the Tablets

Three tablets for the Honeycomb under the sky,
seven for the fanboys in their halls of stone,
nine for the chineese cheap products doomed to die,
one for the dark lord Jobs on his dark throne
in the land of Apple where the shadows lie.
One tablet to rule them all, one tablet to find them,
one tablet to bring them all and in the darkness bind them!

–Comentario en el vídeo de presentación de Android Honeycomb